我心目中的靚仔.. Handsome guys :P

First, I must declare... :D Nobody in this whole wide world is more handsome than my boyfriend and my dad (not necessarily in that particular order 排名不分先後). :D

My Dad, so handsome :P 西裝骨骨,多帥哪!

But, there are these actors I fancy such as: Dean Cain (mmM.. Mmm.. mmm :D For no particular reason :P), Brandon Fraser (For his Canadian wholesomeness :D), 金城武 (For his cute Japanese features), and Keanu Reeves (only when he acts with Sandra Bullock, he's Canadian also! :D).

I rarely like local actors, just no HongKongese can be more handsome than my dad... :D *uh hurmph* :D

Of course, there could be exceptions. :D I used to only like 苗僑偉. :D Back in the elementary school days, he used to play many main hunky hero characters. I fancied him being my older brother who would fight off bad guys for me! :D

Now as I age, I think I start to prefer people closer to my age. :D Lately, I've started to admire this character actor, 歐錦棠. He usually plays supporting characters on TV, but when it comes to the stage, he's the protagonist.

There is this other blog someone wrote about him, (http://WindChao.pixnet.net/blog/trackback/1ac6e5c9e3/25414128)

This is his concentrated expression. >:|

This is his sad teary eye expression. >:~(

This is his happy expression. :D

Why do I like him? :D Well, he has this single eyelid thing that I always adore. :D His character in his latest Tv show, successfully portrait him as a gentle, loving, timid, protective ex-husband with a strong sense of principle. :D A perfect man with a flaw. :P (the flaw being the ex-husband part :P )

Just looking at those pictures above, I think he looks a little bit like my dad :D haha He has the same kind of stern when he's not smiling, but cute when he's smiling look. :D



Anyways... let's not indulge in my own fantasy for too long :P

Back to the real world, my own Mr. Monkeyman is 100x handsomer, gentler, more loving, timider and more protective than this actor on TV. :D

My Mr. MonkeyMan is hunky even without showing his face.. *Swoon* :D

hmm... dissecting..

My colleague, who has worked at my company for like 20 years has lots of gadget stashed away. When we relocated, we had to dump many things away.

As for my colleague, he found different treasures among his belongings. :D

One of the items he was proudly flaunt around is a .... vibrator... :D hahaha

Out of curiosity, and with my encouragement, he decided to dissect it. :P

Here's my colleague's treasure trove :D He's cutting the vibrator up! :D

He cuts up the outer shell and the motor inside is revealed.

This is how it vibrates... :D geeeeeeeppp

Of Men and planes! :D

Hehe I took this picture at my colleague's desk. :D I think he put it up there as a reminder of his manhood. :D

English translation:
Age 10, a model plane, not a real plane
Age 20, a helicopter, lift off instantly
Age 30, a fighter jet, agile and alert
Age 40, a bomber plane, explode with action :p
Age 50, a courier flight, leave after delivery
Age 60, a spy plane, just pretend to look cool
Age 70, a training plane, just talk, no action

Hehehe :D This is a Chinese poem about the Male's sexual development through age 10 - 70. :D I tried my best to translate it. It's certainly not my personal view. :D

HAHAH! 活塞男!!! A True Masturbation Story

Hahah!! I know this is old news, but I must post this video on here. :D Yesterday my colleagues were all going crazy transmitting this MV to each others' mobile phone! :D

For those non-Chinese reader... I must apologize for not having an English version. It's a story about masturbation! :D

The story goes like this:

A week or so ago, a middle aged male, high on drugs, found a bench with little holes on them.

As he's contemplating the stars he felt creative and .... i guess a little bit in love with the bench for its wonderful design. :D So, he naturally, took off his pants.. and made love to it! :D

However, if you know the male reproductive organ.., once it's happy, it grows big! :D and the little holes on the bench, unlike a female reproductive organ... won't expand according to how happy the male is :P hahhah now you get the idea. :D

This is not the worst part! :D He got stuck!! And his weewee wasn't going to shrink! :D I guess the blood was stuck and couldn't go back up to his brain! :D heheh Anyways, he called 999 (Hong Kong's 911)!!!!

Doctor came, but even after releasing the blood from his special happy part, failed to shrink it... :D In the end, firemen were called to take the whole bench in the ER to rescue him! :D hahahhahah

Now, Professor Lee had found out this site, if you are interested on more 'known' ways of masturbation... :D

The Mummy III

Hey, I don't know what the fuzz was about! This movie isn't so bad!! Actually not bad at all.

I love the story. I've always been fascinated in subjects related to ancient history. I love that they used this Chinese Legend about the Terra Cotta army as the backdrop of the movie.

I still remember back in my MUD (Multi-User Dungeon) playing days... I used to think about making animated Terra Cotta army as the mobs. :D Watching this movie is like making my fantasy come true! :D I want to write more about the story, but I don't want to give too much away... So I will leave it to your imagination .. and mine. :D

I love Brandon Fraser! (He's 2nd.. maybe 3rd to Dean Cain... Until I can think of someone else, let's put him in 2nd place for now. :D)

In keeping with tradition, I here insert his lovely eyebrows :D

I think I liked him since the movie "With Honors". I am planning to see his other movie, Journey to the Center of the Earth, in a week or so. I think he looks better in this movie than the last Mummy movie. :D MmMMMm...

However, however much I enjoyed this movie, I still have a few complaints...

1. No more Rachel Weisz! She's the one and only Evie!
2. The son looks even older than Fraser! It's weird!
3. Too little funny dialogs compare to the previous 2; but acceptable.
4. Too little screen time of Jet Li! :D

All in all, it's a fun little flick. I believe in having an open mind when you go watch a movie. Unless it's so bad and boring as to knock you off to sleep (like one of the latest Star Wars franchises), I would not give it a bad score. :D

Until next time, adios for now. :D

My Eyebrow Fetish }:D

fet·ish (noun) [fet-ish, fee-tish]
- Psychology. any object or nongenital part of the body that causes a habitual erotic response or fixation.

My boyfriend once asked me, "Why do you like Dean Cain so much?" :D I didn't have an answer for him until today! :D

I am recently watching this long ago TV Show called "Early Edition" which stars "Kyle Chandler" :D I was attracted to his guy next door look! :D Suddenly it dawned on me about why I like him and Dean Cain!!! :D

Just like my boyfriend, they have awesome eyebrows! :D

Can you tell which eyebrow belong to which man? :D

Update, 14:10pm
My friend Sonia says Chris Noth (Sex in City's Mr. Big) has nice eyebrows. :D I agree :D So here they are:

And then, there's Mr. Bean (He's an honorary relative to the LaBean Clan) :D


29 June, 2008, 20:08pm
In response to Viv's comment, here's LaBean Sr.'s eyebrow :D hahahah


30 June, 2008, 00:30am
Now in response to Sonia's comment, here's my eyebrow }:D

*\o/* 100th Celebratory post. *\o/* [LaBean's Sex Ed 101!]

The Subject is very alluring, isn't it? :D To celebrate this 100th post, I decided I should write on a subject that I haven't written before. It's quite a taboo subject also. :D

The story starts when my boyfriend introduced me to the interesting world of 'reddit.com' a few days ago. :D What is interesting about this reddit site? :D It has this "NSFW" section.

Naturally, I dunno what this "NSFW" means, so I asked my boyfriend what it is. :D He explained: It's "Not Suitable For Work". :P

Naturally, I went ooOooOo.. :D Since it's human nature to click on stuff that's 'not suitable' :D I clicked on it. :D

The first link I encountered there was about "Female Ejaculation".

The first thought that came to mind was, "Wot?! Female cannot possibly ejaculate!". We don't have a wee-wee :D After a few educational video watching and article reading sessions, I am baffled.

Don't be surprised about how naive I am. :D I was never taught in any "sex education" classes. There's no such class back in the days when I was in high school. :D The subject of Sex was simply forbidden. :D If I remembered correctly, we weren't even taught about the male sexual organ. :D Well after all, I was from a Catholic All girl school. :D

If anyone asked, I am sticking to the version of me coming out from a rice cooker, hence, my parents never had sex! XD

While there are still much to research on this subject, I have learnt a few things about the female atonomy also.

We have prostates too and our pee-pee isn't too much different from men's wee-wee either! :D

Now, here are some interesting read that I stumbled upon during this research:

This is a more scientific article.
This is a easier to understand article. :D
This is the book I might try to find later. :D

Feel free to discuss. :D