Too much stress, weird nightmare!

I must be too stressed, I had this haunting dream this Monday morning about that asshole compliant!

I dreamed that I was actually having a day off and visited an art gallery.  As I was enjoying myself, my cell phone rang.  My trouble colleague called and I answered:

Me:  "hello, this is Tickle LaBean, how may I help you? (I would only say this at work)"
Colleague:  "Tickle! This asshole customer just called our hotline and ask for you, do you answer?!"
Me:  "Are you Fxxxing mad!? I am on a fxxxing day off, tell him to go fxxk himself!" :D

Then I woke up in a pool of my cold sweat!

How crazy!

夢。 綠牆紙的鬼屋。(下)

。。。續上文。

札醒後 cuss 了個同 "Yiu!＂差不多音的字，腦子裡帶著那詭異的笑臉再回夢鄉。

那個夢好像跳線 CD一樣,  重返到那笑瞇瞇婆婆相片那一幕, 唯今次老婆婆不只是陰笑, 且笑出聲來, 我當然是 "三十六着，走爲上着" 啦, 吾通仲企係度, 搏拉咩!

走呀! 走呀! 但那原本細小的房子, 不知怎樣成了直直的長廊, 沒見盡頭。

我一直跑，不敢回頭, 但那邪門的笑聲愈來愈近,我好 sure 呢個係夢, 因為在現實中我是沒可能跑這麼久的!　：Ｄ

那笑聲終於追了上來，　我一不小心，又仆街了！轉過身來時看到神主牌老婆婆的頭，　對，只有個頭，　向我迎面撲來，　後來還化成一縷綠煙！　

就在我掙扎的時候，　那個被我送閉門羹的男子在那綠煙中 materialized, 對我說，　＂我想 warn 你呀，　呢間房子不是你的， 叫你快走！但你現在是走不了喇，有排你受！＂

他說完後再化成綠煙，穿過了我的身體！感覺像 electrocuted, 動彈不得。

Whew！好在就這樣再次扎醒，　"Bill"冷汗!! 醒來時個心好像要跳出來地噗通噗通地響啊!

怕怕。

我媽仲語我那朝狂說夢話，　是英語的，　很驚青的語調呢!

有沒有人可以 analyze 下呢個 dream 呢？  


要找點什麼的來定驚。明天再談。

夢。 綠牆紙的鬼屋。（上）

今早發夢，是詭異的連續劇夢。是那種札醒了、瞓返又再續的夢。

夢中我們搬家了，去了一個疑似唐樓的單位，房間很細， 所有家私似是上一手留下的。牆紙是那種 faded green.

我們剛好settled in, 我正敞在 sofa 小休片刻，忽然門鐘響起。我開門時見到一個不似吳尊尊的中國男子，他表情忐忑不安，他想開口說話，　好像想 warn 我些什麼似的，但我並沒給他機會。我很大力地把門關在他面上。

我夢中的力氣也不少！夢幻中，我 bang 門那一刻，一塊之前沒有見到的牆突然出現，而我那爆炸性的力度境然把那面牆打碎！

我發現牆後面境然有個神枱，枱上有個神主牌，　神主牌上有一張一個我不認識的婆婆的相，她的眼珠像跟著我似的，　什是詭異。　我愈看愈入神，　境忘了那裡不應有這東西的，　當我回過神來時，　那相片中的婆婆境然對我陰陰咀，露齒地笑！　

嚇得我魂飛魄散！　醒咗！

。。。。　待續

Dream Chronicle IX

I had this weirdest dream today and I shared it with Mr. MonkeyMan :P Here's the excerpt of our conversations :D
 me: My dad (not my real dad in the dream) is a evil gambling wizard :D

 

     He is on a mission to eliminate all the gambling masters with secret gambling winning secrets

 

So I try to stop him and protect all those gambling masters :D

  But there's this other crook who is following my trail... trying to steal those masters' secret too but he's not a wizard :D

  I am a wizard too :P

  I can teleport, I can scry the location of the masters :D

    My dad can teleport but he can't scry :P

  He has to get the receipts of the gambling masters before he can find them :D

  So I've been eating all these receipts to stop my evil dad :D

    hehe

    Then near when I wake up..... some receipts were leaked... I couldn't intercept them in time! 

 Mr. MonkeyMan: sounds wierd alright

 

  me:        So my dad went after that master... but after he was gone, me and my friend found one of the masters' secret written beneath a carpet

But that crook saw us found it!!! So I had to throw it into a room with the friends of the master... and ask them to run for it

    Then I woke up

  Such exciting dream! :D Mr. MonekyMan: are you a wizard?

  me: yes :D

Well.. more like... a person with special abilities :D

  Mainly teleport and scrying people from afar.. and ability to eat anything :P hahaha 

 Mr. MonekyMan: What other things did you eat?

 me: paper formulas :D

  If the dream carries on, I might even eat the carpet :D

I liked this dream :D

  Mr. MonkeyMan: carry on next time you sleep

  me: haha I wish :D 

   Mr. MonkeyMan: right before you go to bed, just say "I'm ready for episode two"

  me: nod! :D

  I dream a lot :D

Dream Chronicle VIII: A little sexy, A little religious

I just had a weird dream! I wasn't involved in the dream at all and I was just an observer, here's the dream I just described to my boyfriend.

Time stamps in blue is Monkeyman's respond :D Red is me telling him the story. :)

[12:04:24] hey
[12:05:00] ehhe slept till just now! :D
[12:05:23] sleep late
[12:05:47] i had this weirdest dream!
[12:05:58] like a little sexy.. and a little religious :D hahaha
[12:06:54] oh?
[12:06:59] yeah..
[12:07:34] it started with a bunch of kids watching day time sexy Japanese animes :D
[12:08:18] the anime's setting was in this huge church castle mansion building
[12:09:15] you know how weird those japanese hentai amimes are :D
[12:09:48] anyways, so after watching, those bunch of kids decided they should venture to a similiar building just near by, which is also a church
[12:10:06] i say kids, i mean people in their 20's :D
[12:10:14] uh huh
[12:10:35] then when they go into the church, they messed around with weird gadgets and stuff..
[12:10:39] somehow they found a secret door
[12:10:57] so they went in, they saw lots of beds in there :P
[12:11:11] so they figured they'd have sex there :P
[12:11:14] orgy :P
[12:11:16] anyways..
[12:11:33] one of the guys kinda saw a little girl, but she's kinda transparent
[12:11:43] so he followed her out of curiosity
[12:12:09] she led him to the dungeon level
[12:12:26] while he was following her, it seems like he's in a trance
[12:13:01] he couldn't help himself, he walked down the spiral stair case, and found very short cane
[12:13:18] the cane is short because it only has the "?" type shaped head.. it's missing the leg
[12:13:21] if you know what i mean
[12:13:53] hm
[12:13:53] so he picked it up and found out it actually has a button that would make the cane extend
[12:14:09] and it became a sword :D
[12:14:22] he kept walking down and found the dungeon..
[12:14:30] it was quite empty in the beginning
[12:14:51] somehow, a voice told him to find the bishop
[12:15:07] because the place was quite large, he had to split himself into 2 to look
[12:15:23] where are you with all this?
[12:15:27] his copy version finally found the bishop who is in his sleepy robe
[12:15:34] i was just watching in all this
[12:16:21] then he saw the little girl again who points at the bishop and told they guy "Kill him with the cane, he's the corrupted one"
[12:16:55] so the copy of the guy went and stab the bishop, but the bishop was wearing bullet proof vest!
[12:18:24] then the girl once again told the guy to aim at a weak spot, finally the copy could stab the bishop. but the bishop seems very strong and still standing and walking around even though the cane was still in his body. it went all the way through.
[12:18:33] so the copy of the guy fled
[12:19:06] a lot of security guards / worshipers ran in and discovered their bishop was stabbed, so they went and chase the guy
[12:19:39] suddenly the guy float up and looked like he was on the cross like jesus..
[12:19:53] people start to throw stones at him, but none works :P
[12:20:10] because he's doing a good thing.
[12:20:17] then they had to let him go
[12:20:26] the dream then fast forward
[12:20:41] these bunch of worshipers is at a dinner
[12:20:49] many of them nuns and priests
[12:22:21] their meal was hearty! Like it has oysters, prime ribs.. all the expensive foods, while they eat, they even joked about what kind of charity they pretended that they did. but they are spending all those money on these kind of luxury (sp) :D
[12:23:13] the dream ends when I woke up and thought to myself, "hypocrites! Evil! Liars! These church runners"
[12:23:16] the end :p
[12:23:29] haha
[12:24:26] the day time hentai anime involves 3 somes :D
[12:24:40] too bad it only lasted a little in the dream :D
[12:24:50] do you have some of those?
[12:24:55] no :D
[12:25:03] i wasn't even in the dream
[12:25:10] i was just an observer
[12:25:18] thats wierd
[12:25:29] you are not in the dream?
[12:25:30] I don't recognize anyone in the dream at all
[12:25:32] nope

Dream Chronicle VII: Internet and D. Trump!

I had a vivid dream this morning once again!! I find it usful when you tell somebody once you wake up!

Mr. MonkeyMan and I were on a sight seeing tour. I don't know where it was we were going, but it's a modern city with lots of colorful lights and tall buildings.

I had done all the researches before we went but somehow, there are some details I have missed.  We went to this "Star Trek" themed "Internet game site". I guess it means you have to go into their building before you can play the game.

Since I love Star Trek, I begged Mike to go with me. And since he like it too, he went too.  Upon arrival, we were told that we had to get through the tunnel first.  You'd think what's the big deal about going through a tunnel??

Well, the tunnel is a competition ground!! A bunch of us gamers are waiting outside for the 'entrance game', which is about linking up with each other.  The game guard with say, "GO!" then all of us would try to find someone to link with, or else we'd be kicked out of the tunnel!!!

Somehow, I got 'delinked!!', but MonkeyMan still stayed in!! :D Since I was kicked out, I was mad at him for letting me just go by myself!! :D

I went wander around the city alone and saw a comic store. It's not an ordinary comic book store, once you went in, it's like you'd become a character in the comic instead of just being a reader.   I saw it was produced in USA so I got bored and left.

After I left, I saw Donald Trump! :D hehe His signature hairstyle is memoriable. :D Anyways, we seems to be good friends from long ago, so I asked him, 'why the hack are you not in your limo??'.  As he was just wandering just like I did.

He told me, "My driver told me that I was fired!" hahaha What irony! :D

Anyways, so I walked along with him a bit until we saw a Hong Kong Tram and he seems to be fasinated by it because Mr. Tump has never rode on a tram before.  I became his personal tour guide and we took the tram home.

That's when I woke up and punched Mr. MonkeyMan lightly on his shoulder about leaving me along in the dream. :D hahahah

Dream Chronicle VI: Dancing with the sharks

I had yet another vivid dream last night. As the matter of fact, I had 2. I could only remember one though.

I went to a tour in a foreign country. The travel guide was an old man. He took me to the ocean to swim with the dolphins.

In the beginning, we couldn't find any dolphins to swim with. :D It's like the ocean was empty. As we were about to leave, finally, there's a dolphin swim by.

So the old man was instructing the dolphin to do all kinds of tricks. However, when the old man told the dolphin to follow me around, it turned into a shark!!!!

It followed me around for awhile, but suddenly it turned aggressive!

I yelled for the old man to come help me, but he just refused. Later, I made the shark bit my finger and thinking blood would attract more sharks. Maybe then the old man would come. :D

Of course, more shark came, but old man vanished.

I woke up. :D

Dream Chronicle V: Socialite's Mansion

I had a weird dream the night before last night. I bet it's those Chinese medicine made my brain dreamt weird stuffs. :D

The dream went like this..

I was visiting my alma mater which is located on the Mount Davis Road (摩星嶺) in Hong Kong Island. :D Other than my high school, Mount Davis Road has lots of interesting places such as a haunted fort, a political jail house (some say a concentration camp), a youth hostel, and a "Gold Villa" which is owned by a famous socialite couple, Mr. & Mrs. Bon Bon Chau" :D

The dream happened in this Gold Villa. Somehow I was invited by Bon Bon to visit his mansion. Although from the outside, the mansion was just a regular rich man's home, once I was inside, it's another story (別有洞天). Once I got pass the front gate, there's a long outdoor corridor which lead to a huge garden.

Inside the garden, I saw a huge bronze statue of an angel with a broken arm riding on a cloud. Beyond this angel, you see a huge tree. The tree was so big it's like it's a 60 story high skyscraper!

As I was approaching the tree, I saw another castle / mansion behind the tree. There were lots of other big plants I have never seen in my life hanging around the building.

The tragic thing was I that somehow forgot to bring my camera with me that day so I couldn't record all these down in pictures!

The mansion itself was like a museum. It stored lots of different historic artifacts in alphabetical orders. It's the strangest sight I have imagined.

After all the sightseeing with Bon Bon and his wife, I needed to go to the bathroom. The bathroom was gigantic with countless stalls.  The sad thing was, every stall was made of gold, yet it's dirty as a public toilet!  I ended up couldn't get to do my business and left.

Bon Bon's wife asked me to stay for dinner, but I politely asked for a rain check. I said, "sorry, Mrs Chow, I didn't have my camera with me and I need to take pictures of what I eat!! Maybe we can do this some other time?"

That's when everything changed!!! As I was leaving, the mansion behind me dissolved and I couldn't find it ever again.

I think I woke up at that point thinking to myself: "Dang!! Why didn't I have my camera with me!?!!?!"

It's a good dream though. :D

Dream Chronicle IV: Journey to the Center of the Earth

I was sick the last couple of days... My old friend "URI" (Upper Respiratory Infection) has come back to visit me. I am being smarter this time. Once I start to cough, I went to see the doctor right away.

It's been the 5th day now, but the cough still doesn't seem to go away.

The medication seem to make me have vivid dreams though. :D

Last night, I dreamt about journeying to the center of the earth with Brendan Fraser just like the movie! :D hahahh. Only Brendan in my dream looks like Mr. Monkeyman though. :P hehe

A month or so back, I took my parents to watch this movie in 3D!!

It's quite fun! The objects were like flying right in front of you. I wanted to extend my arms to grab them many times during the movie.

I highly recommand watching these fun adventure movies in 3D!!

Dream Chronicle III: Haunted Restaurant

I had a weird dream last night about a haunted restaurant/mansion.

The restaurant has this smooth escalator which is quite long and dangerous to ride on. When you arrived at the restaurant, you have to pick the right door or else you will have to dine with the ghosts. Or being dined by the ghost?!

And then even if I chose the right door, it just means that your table won't be bothered by the ghosts.. You are still surrounded by them.

When you finished your meal and left, you have to go through the car park, where a bunch of bad ghosts await you. You have to use your skills and wits to get pass them! :D It's similiar to playing some video games. :D hehe

When I finally found the smartest way to deal with the last ghost.. I woke up! :D

It's a non scary haunted dream.. but quite vivid and interesting. :D

Dream Chronicle II: Tickle's Dream Mud Experience

Hehe.. Too many dreams lately!

Last night I had this dream about going to this adventure in a foreign land where you could play Mahjong with a twist and go to places with different interesting unknown aliens. I even get to go into a newbie school, just like those in the mud I used to play, except the newbie mobs are all acted out by humans! :D I beat the crap out of them and they had to beg me to stop. Hahaha.

Such a vivid dream. Maybe the medicine is making me have all these weird dreams :D heeheh

It seems my Bronchitis is not 100% healed yet, coz if I don't say anything, my coughing is under control. However, if I talk too much, I'd start coughing again.

Dream Chronicle I: The Grim Ripper and I

Last night I had a dream. I wonder if I should call it a nightmare.. :D

I dreamt that the Grim Ripper had come to take me. Fortunately, with my imagined good bargaining skill, I sweet talked him into letting me stay behind this pitiful earth. In the end, I even became his girlfriend! :D hahah

The detail I couldn't remember much anymore, I only found my diary notebook next to my pillow this morning with "I become Death's girlfriend" written on it. :D