HAHAH! 活塞男!!! A True Masturbation Story

Hahah!! I know this is old news, but I must post this video on here. :D Yesterday my colleagues were all going crazy transmitting this MV to each others' mobile phone! :D

For those non-Chinese reader... I must apologize for not having an English version. It's a story about masturbation! :D

The story goes like this:

A week or so ago, a middle aged male, high on drugs, found a bench with little holes on them.

As he's contemplating the stars he felt creative and .... i guess a little bit in love with the bench for its wonderful design. :D So, he naturally, took off his pants.. and made love to it! :D

However, if you know the male reproductive organ.., once it's happy, it grows big! :D and the little holes on the bench, unlike a female reproductive organ... won't expand according to how happy the male is :P hahhah now you get the idea. :D

This is not the worst part! :D He got stuck!! And his weewee wasn't going to shrink! :D I guess the blood was stuck and couldn't go back up to his brain! :D heheh Anyways, he called 999 (Hong Kong's 911)!!!!

Doctor came, but even after releasing the blood from his special happy part, failed to shrink it... :D In the end, firemen were called to take the whole bench in the ER to rescue him! :D hahahhahah

Now, Professor Lee had found out this site, if you are interested on more 'known' ways of masturbation... :D