晚飯一趣 : 你地無叉用!

我昨晚和同事撐抬腳, 兩人不約而同叫了個 '美式雜扒餐', 有了以下對話:

馬糞: 筷子點食扒?
我: 呀姐, 吾該比隻叉用下吖?
馬糞: [笑騎騎] 呀姐即係話我地無叉用囉
我: 嘻嘻! 咁我地又真係幾無叉用o家 bor.
呀姐: 哈哈! [把叉拿來] 來咧! 你地而家咪有叉用囉! :D

Hehe sorry, can't have any English version this time, because this involves a very local slang which I am incapable of translating :D