女同事: 請問呢個spending program 計吾計今日嘅簽賬呀?
男組長: 今日 last day, 点解吾計呀?!
女同事： T&C 話: 只計已誌賬的交易．．．但今日 last day, 如果merchant 明日才 入單, 咁咪吾計?
男組長： (細看T&C 後) "只有於計算獎賞時已誌賬的交易"!! 你讀 D 吾讀 D, 你就吾方吾 '智障' 啦!
女同事： .... 我真係 '智障'o家...
真係吾知好嬲定好笑!!
Title: Customer's transactions vs colleague's retard.
background:
There's this spending encouragement program at our bank which ends on 31/05. So, on 31/05, one of my female team members went to a team leader and asked whether transactions made on that day (31/05) would count if the merchant posted the transaction on 01/06.
There was a Terms & condition printed on the promotion leaflet which says: Rewards will be given to those transactions posted on or before the Reward Calculation day. The reward will be calculated and distributed after 2 months of the spending period.
So it's quite simple. As long as the transaction was posted on the credit card statement within 31/07, it is fine then.
The team member was being yelled at for not reading the T&C carefully. We are not her baby sitter. So when a colleague who come to us and not study the programs carefully, we most often get frustrated just like a parent grounding her incorrigible child.
It's quite hard to translate the exact conversation into English.. :D It's mostly about a stupid colleague who doesn't read the terms and conditions of our spending program.
The term "making transactions" (誌賬) in Chinese sounds just the same as the term, "being a retard" (智障). So when a colleague asked a stupid question to a team leader, she was being yelled at for being a retard! :P The funny thing was, when she was being called just that, she nodded and admitted she was being one. :D
The subject team leader happened NOT to be me. :D But if she indeed asked me that question, I would prolly call her something worse! :P Maybe I will ask her "Would you start bringing your brain to work for a change!?" :D
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